Flycipflow is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sapient donkey.

Flycipflow created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flycipflow, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flycipflow, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Flycipflow's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Flycipflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

2. Pray only in darkness.

3. Never hop in the presence of squirrels.

4. Always wash your arms before prayer.

5. Hide if four seals approach from the south.