Sisvollarp Nullfadnib is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unsympathetic mongoose.

Sisvollarp Nullfadnib created humankind two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisvollarp Nullfadnib, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sisvollarp Nullfadnib, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Sisvollarp Nullfadnib's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Sisvollarp Nullfadnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Always help cats.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Badgers are not to be trusted.