Tiflakhabhonmigvin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, blissful monkey.

Tiflakhabhonmigvin created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiflakhabhonmigvin, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tiflakhabhonmigvin, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tiflakhabhonmigvin's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Tiflakhabhonmigvin's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always act with humility.

3. Tiflakhabhonmigvin loves shrews, so they must be respected.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never wear violet shirts on sacred days.