Stragdonbifnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, blissful parrot.

Stragdonbifnurl created the planet Venus four million years ago.

If you believe in Stragdonbifnurl, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stragdonbifnurl, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Stragdonbifnurl's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Stragdonbifnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Stragdonbifnurl loves sheep, so they must be respected.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never feed figs to moths while wearing orange shorts.

5. Learn six new languages a year.