Logdibbet is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, resourceful mole.

Logdibbet created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Logdibbet, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Logdibbet, he will turn you into a snail.

Logdibbet's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Logdibbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant while facing south.

2. Do not hurt ants.

3. Never speak aloud of numbers.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never talk about optics.