Gatcidlak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, contented cat.

Gatcidlak created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatcidlak, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gatcidlak, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gatcidlak's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Gatcidlak's Holy Commandments

1. Gatcidlak loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

3. Remain kneeling during prayer.

4. Never wear green stockings on sacred days.

5. Heed all portents.