Rotcamveg is a god.

He takes the form of a small, charitable wombat.

Rotcamveg created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Rotcamveg, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rotcamveg, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Rotcamveg's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Rotcamveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always look after injured tortoises.

4. Do not gather at bridges at midnight.

5. Never gather five mites near wells.