Gidzigbeg Sinbepstip Dudflabsterfud is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, astonishing butterfly.

Gidzigbeg Sinbepstip Dudflabsterfud created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidzigbeg Sinbepstip Dudflabsterfud, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gidzigbeg Sinbepstip Dudflabsterfud, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gidzigbeg Sinbepstip Dudflabsterfud's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Gidzigbeg Sinbepstip Dudflabsterfud's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Run away from cyan frogs, for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never hurt dogs.