Rawsatfarntal is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, witty fairy.

Rawsatfarntal created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Rawsatfarntal, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rawsatfarntal, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Rawsatfarntal's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Rawsatfarntal's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rawsatfarntal.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Never think ill of sick eagles.

5. Always pray immersed in water.