Bosslegteenzakarfvinvoglim is a god.

She takes the form of a large, conceited wren.

Bosslegteenzakarfvinvoglim created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bosslegteenzakarfvinvoglim, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bosslegteenzakarfvinvoglim, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Bosslegteenzakarfvinvoglim's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bosslegteenzakarfvinvoglim's Holy Commandments

1. Bosslegteenzakarfvinvoglim loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Fast once a month.

5. You must never eat rice.