Pigflistik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, idiotic sheep.

Pigflistik created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigflistik, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pigflistik, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pigflistik's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Pigflistik's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle silicon while unclean.

2. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.