Bughotlik is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, omniscient owl.

Bughotlik created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bughotlik, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bughotlik, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Bughotlik's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bughotlik's Holy Commandments

1. Bughotlik must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Run away if eight grasshopers approach from the north.

3. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not kill geese.

5. Worship no other gods but Bughotlik.