Saddamspag is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, passionate fly.

Saddamspag created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Saddamspag, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Saddamspag, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Saddamspag's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Saddamspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six snails in a large pit.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near seals while wearing mauve scarves.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not covet oxen.