Dapdubwab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unselfish bear.

Dapdubwab created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dapdubwab, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dapdubwab, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dapdubwab's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dapdubwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near dogs while wearing orange coats and balancing six gold spheres on your neck.

2. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

3. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

5. Always act with purity.