Yiklanjig is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable cobra.

Yiklanjig created the cosmos three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yiklanjig, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yiklanjig, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Yiklanjig's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Yiklanjig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

2. Run away if three whales approach from the east.

3. Hide if four squirrels approach from the west.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Hide from black turtles for they are unholy.