Sangedpodren is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, astonishing pigeon.

Sangedpodren created a Higgs boson six million years ago.

If you believe in Sangedpodren, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sangedpodren, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sangedpodren's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Sangedpodren's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat cats with great respect.

2. Put Sangedpodren first in all things.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Worship no other gods but Sangedpodren.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.