Mitniglatdagdobbog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, impressive deer.

Mitniglatdagdobbog created carbon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitniglatdagdobbog, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mitniglatdagdobbog, it will curse you with boils.

Mitniglatdagdobbog's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Mitniglatdagdobbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never discuss nucleic acids in public assemblies.

3. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.

4. Always obey Mitniglatdagdobbog's priests.

5. Fast once a month.