Giljonont Zaksitbudquill is a god.

He takes the form of a large, fast mongoose.

Giljonont Zaksitbudquill created matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Giljonont Zaksitbudquill, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Giljonont Zaksitbudquill, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Giljonont Zaksitbudquill's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Giljonont Zaksitbudquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

5. Never pour water over plants.