Lak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, overgenerous naga.

Lak created the Cigar Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lak, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lak, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Lak's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Lak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chlorophyll.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Lak in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.