Jigbunven is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, blissful otter.

Jigbunven created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigbunven, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jigbunven, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Jigbunven's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Jigbunven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not consume strawberries at dawn.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching silver.

4. Do not eat lemons.

5. Never leap near tortoises.