Mifflapfut is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, charitable hummingbird.

Mifflapfut created silver eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifflapfut, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mifflapfut, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Mifflapfut's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Mifflapfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of tortoises.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never write about optics.

5. You must never eat lemons.