Cidbast is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, ruthless otter.

Cidbast created the cosmos seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidbast, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cidbast, she will turn you into a mole.

Cidbast's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Cidbast's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not bounce at crossroads.