Vigbidlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, narcissistic parrot.

Vigbidlarn created dark matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Vigbidlarn, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vigbidlarn, it will come to you in dreams.

Vigbidlarn's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Vigbidlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Vigbidlarn's priests.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.