Ceblibpib is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonest raccoon.

Ceblibpib created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ceblibpib, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Ceblibpib, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Ceblibpib's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Ceblibpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never hurt goats.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Ceblibpib loves doves, so they must be honoured.

5. Never look in ponds.