Bimhon is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, moody clam.

Bimhon created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimhon, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bimhon, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bimhon's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Bimhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six tortoises in a large pit.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bimhon.

4. Always look after injured gulls.

5. Always help badgers.