Bifcabflan Botcunwad Fas is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, amazing ant.

Bifcabflan Botcunwad Fas created light seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifcabflan Botcunwad Fas, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bifcabflan Botcunwad Fas, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bifcabflan Botcunwad Fas' most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bifcabflan Botcunwad Fas' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bifcabflan Botcunwad Fas.

2. Do not speak about corn.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Hide from green dolphins for they are unholy.