Stipafbissbid is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish ferret.

Stipafbissbid created snails five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipafbissbid, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stipafbissbid, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Stipafbissbid's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Stipafbissbid's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience.

2. Do not consume limes at dawn.

3. Never gather eight snails near towers.

4. Always share strawberries with strangers, but never with seals.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.