Tintargbarnsad is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, passionate cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Tintargbarnsad created matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tintargbarnsad, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tintargbarnsad, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tintargbarnsad's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Tintargbarnsad's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry eagles.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never eat lemons.

5. Never look in ponds.