Ratrilnelshav Hentigtaltonk is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, duplicitous bird.

Ratrilnelshav Hentigtaltonk created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Ratrilnelshav Hentigtaltonk, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ratrilnelshav Hentigtaltonk, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Ratrilnelshav Hentigtaltonk's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Ratrilnelshav Hentigtaltonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick geese.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.