Danlenflam is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, able wasp.

Danlenflam created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Danlenflam, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Danlenflam, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Danlenflam's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Danlenflam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured turtles.

2. Always act with humility.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never feed grapes to hamsters while wearing hats.

5. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.