Wipcussbam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, merciful faun.

Wipcussbam created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Wipcussbam, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Wipcussbam, she will torture you forever.

Wipcussbam's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Wipcussbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never mix lentils with water.

4. Never feed limes to horses while wearing tights.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.