Arfdubbotcidgunfed is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, fast gnu.

Arfdubbotcidgunfed created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Arfdubbotcidgunfed, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Arfdubbotcidgunfed, it will manifest in front of you.

Arfdubbotcidgunfed's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Arfdubbotcidgunfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near swans while wearing green ear rings.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Pray towards the north.