Flisartcad is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, prudent giraffe.

Flisartcad created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flisartcad, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flisartcad, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Flisartcad's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Flisartcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

5. Do not eat rice.