Sigpibved Gub is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing manatee.

Sigpibved Gub created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sigpibved Gub, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sigpibved Gub, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sigpibved Gub's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Sigpibved Gub's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Never talk about comets.