Honfemfag is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, omniscient pigeon.

Honfemfag created a photon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Honfemfag, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Honfemfag, she will turn you into a rat.

Honfemfag's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Honfemfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never think about dark energy.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about amino acids.