Babdudmap is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unthoughtful crocodile.

Babdudmap created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babdudmap, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Babdudmap, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Babdudmap's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Babdudmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to turtles while wearing kilts.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Hide if eight snakes approach from the east.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.