Wannulfun is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, slow gnu.

Wannulfun created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wannulfun, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wannulfun, he will curse you with boils.

Wannulfun's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Wannulfun's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove trousers before entering holy places.

2. Wannulfun must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near rats while wearing orange rings.

4. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Wannulfun in the centre of the settlement.

5. Learn three new languages a year.