Didbennull is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, tiresome slug.

Didbennull created carbon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Didbennull, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Didbennull, she will torture you forever.

Didbennull's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Didbennull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Always look after injured squirrels.

3. Never point your neck toward the north during prayer.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

5. Do not prepare figs while filled with anger.