Ven is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish mouse.

Ven created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ven, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ven, she will come to you in dreams.

Ven's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Ven's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of balance in the presence of strangers.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about chlorophyll.

4. Never speak at dusk.

5. You must love Ven.