Figvenwon is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, emotional manatee.

Figvenwon created an atom four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Figvenwon, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Figvenwon, he will try to impress you with trees.

Figvenwon's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Figvenwon's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured gulls.

2. Always treat snails with great respect.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.