Flisyokweg is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, merciless zebra.

Flisyokweg created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisyokweg, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flisyokweg, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Flisyokweg's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Flisyokweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare peanuts while wearing rings.

2. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

3. Never feed parsnips to doves while wearing ear rings.

4. Never wear blue shorts on sacred days.

5. Never hurt shrews.