Mighakyim is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, bad-tempered ferret.

Mighakyim created matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mighakyim, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mighakyim, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Mighakyim's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Mighakyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Run away from indigo dogs, for they are unholy.

4. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

5. Do not eat rice.