Dadpog is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, prudent salamander.

Dadpog created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Dadpog, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dadpog, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dadpog's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Dadpog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

2. Always obey Dadpog's priests.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Dadpog on top of all buildings.