Hitlaggut is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, intelligent dragonfly.

Hitlaggut created a down quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hitlaggut, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hitlaggut, it will turn you into a hamster.

Hitlaggut's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Hitlaggut's Holy Commandments

1. Hitlaggut loves mice, so they must be honoured.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always act with humility.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hitlaggut.

5. Never talk about dark matter near gulls while wearing blue ear rings.