Veenyarsugflapyaknutt is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, overgenerous fox.

Veenyarsugflapyaknutt created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenyarsugflapyaknutt, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Veenyarsugflapyaknutt, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Veenyarsugflapyaknutt's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Veenyarsugflapyaknutt's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three goats approach from the north.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not wear kilts marked with cyan.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.