Mipguddan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, moody unicorn.

Mipguddan created carbon four million years ago.

If you believe in Mipguddan, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Mipguddan, he will try to impress you with trees.

Mipguddan's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Mipguddan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Never think about chlorophyll.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not wear ear rings marked with pink.