Figyiksak is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, strong fox.

Figyiksak created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Figyiksak, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Figyiksak, he will turn you into a puffin.

Figyiksak's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Figyiksak's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Do not kill turtles.

5. Erect eight silver sculptures of Figyiksak on top of important buildings.