Fodranmin is a god.

He takes the form of a small, merciful shark.

Fodranmin created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fodranmin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fodranmin, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fodranmin's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Fodranmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never mention monkeys.

3. Always help bats.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.