Legsawlagsag is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, wise penguin.

Legsawlagsag created the Cigar Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Legsawlagsag, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Legsawlagsag, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Legsawlagsag's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Legsawlagsag's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility.

2. Always wear plain tights during rituals.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Never stain your chest with turquoise.

5. Do not wear jumpers marked with black.