Armcencip is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, moody wren.

Armcencip created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Armcencip, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Armcencip, it will turn you into a sheep.

Armcencip's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Armcencip's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Feed all hungry bats.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Armcencip.