Zodbassog is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, pitiless rhinoceros.

Zodbassog created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodbassog, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zodbassog, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Zodbassog's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Zodbassog's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.