Rullstik is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish gerbil.

Rullstik created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullstik, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rullstik, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rullstik's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Rullstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow mice to witness sacred rites.

2. Never speak at dusk.

3. Never stain your neck with gray.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.