Gadcitbapnabhunhad is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, vain human.

Gadcitbapnabhunhad created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadcitbapnabhunhad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gadcitbapnabhunhad, she will turn you into a dog.

Gadcitbapnabhunhad's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Gadcitbapnabhunhad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Run away from pink ducks, for they are unholy.

5. Do not commit murder.