Cumfadbem is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthoughtful bat.

Cumfadbem created snails four years ago.

If you believe in Cumfadbem, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cumfadbem, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cumfadbem's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Cumfadbem's Holy Commandments

1. Cumfadbem must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about frogs.

4. Never hurt sheep.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.