Dutbogsandafarn is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, irritating swallow.

Dutbogsandafarn created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dutbogsandafarn, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dutbogsandafarn, it will be very sad.

Dutbogsandafarn's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Dutbogsandafarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Do not take Dutbogsandafarn's name in vain.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never discuss chromosomes in public assemblies.