Bugkombus is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, duplicitous raven.

Bugkombus created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugkombus, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bugkombus, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bugkombus' most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bugkombus' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near capybaras while wearing black hats and balancing nine gold spheres on your arms.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Swans are not to be trusted.

4. Never feed carrots to doves while wearing coats.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.