Femcenfit is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, impressive human.

Femcenfit created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Femcenfit, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Femcenfit, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Femcenfit's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Femcenfit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Femcenfit.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. Never feed onions to ants while wearing red corsets.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

5. Always help frogs in need.