Cemfodvegomin is a god.

He takes the form of a small, grumpy weasel.

Cemfodvegomin created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cemfodvegomin, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cemfodvegomin, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Cemfodvegomin's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Cemfodvegomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Shun those given to greed.

3. Do not speak of spacetime near sacred fires.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.