Poncummin is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, caring goat.

Poncummin created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Poncummin, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Poncummin, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Poncummin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Poncummin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Poncummin on top of all buildings.

3. Poncummin loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Poncummin.