Bithivab is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, awesome dolphin.

Bithivab created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Bithivab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bithivab, it will throw large rocks at you.

Bithivab's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Bithivab's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dusk.

2. Never sprint in spring.

3. Never approach mountains carrying wood.

4. Always help tapirs in need.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Bithivab in the centre of the settlement.