Nartfabbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonourable porpoise.

Nartfabbarn created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nartfabbarn, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nartfabbarn, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Nartfabbarn's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Nartfabbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Nartfabbarn loves moths, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Do not hurt otters.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never write about enzymes.