Komnanhit Rillnelhap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, uncaring raven.

Komnanhit Rillnelhap created a Higgs boson six million years ago.

If you believe in Komnanhit Rillnelhap, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Komnanhit Rillnelhap, he will cry a lot.

Komnanhit Rillnelhap's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Komnanhit Rillnelhap's Holy Commandments

1. Komnanhit Rillnelhap must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not take Komnanhit Rillnelhap's name in vain.

3. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

4. Never record names.

5. Do not name children after dolphins.