Feblapkan Budcubmotkar is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, wise monkey.

Feblapkan Budcubmotkar created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Feblapkan Budcubmotkar, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Feblapkan Budcubmotkar, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Feblapkan Budcubmotkar's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Feblapkan Budcubmotkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never feed lentils to hamsters while wearing yellow tights.

5. Never wear purple rings.