Tiggidkamzenxuck Tarsanddap is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, blissful toad.

Tiggidkamzenxuck Tarsanddap created a down quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiggidkamzenxuck Tarsanddap, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tiggidkamzenxuck Tarsanddap, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Tiggidkamzenxuck Tarsanddap's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Tiggidkamzenxuck Tarsanddap's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always look after injured horses.

5. Never touch water while clean.