Dadmadfag is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, fast bee.

Dadmadfag created a down quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadmadfag, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dadmadfag, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dadmadfag's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dadmadfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Never think ill of sick ants.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.