Godvollit is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, almighty bat.

Godvollit created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Godvollit, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Godvollit, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Godvollit's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Godvollit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near whales while wearing brown hats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

4. Never feed turnips to great tits while wearing shorts.

5. Do not prepare nuts while filled with pride.