Arnfabgom is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, conceited goose.

Arnfabgom created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Arnfabgom, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Arnfabgom, it will destroy your favourite star.

Arnfabgom's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Arnfabgom's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red badgers, for they are unholy.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Hide from blue great tits for they are unholy.

4. Hide if six mites approach from the south.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.