Mig is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, generous hyena.

Mig created the planet Mars three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mig, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mig, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Mig's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Mig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs in need.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching copper.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Hide if eight manatees approach from the east.