Nangatnaktim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, calm eagle.

Nangatnaktim created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nangatnaktim, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nangatnaktim, he will curse you with boils.

Nangatnaktim's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Nangatnaktim's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Retreat if five ants approach from the east.

4. You must never eat cherries.

5. Do not drink alcohol.