Vidlamdib is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omniscient fox.

Vidlamdib created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidlamdib, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vidlamdib, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vidlamdib's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Vidlamdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never travel toward the east during autumn.

3. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never stain your face with red.